About Robert Brancatelli

I like to think of myself as funny, a comedian, a stand-up guy who does his comedy just about anywhere. My main hobby is going into the bakeries on Arthur Avenue in the Bronx and asking if the bread is fresh. I also enjoy listening to people, which is like watching paint dry except more painful. Whenever I give blood, I am told by the Red Cross workers that I have nice veins, which I take great pride in. I’m still working on an excuse for not cooking. People are insulted when I tell them I don’t cook. Sometimes I make things up, but there’s only so much you can do with eggplant. I don’t like craziness, but real faith is powerful. I avoid people who claim to have been abducted by aliens and want to show me their biopsy marks…unless they’re really attractive.

The Brancatelli Blog is published Sunday morning. Contact me at rjb@rbrancatelli.com. We’ll talk, have some sponge cake and wine.