The Brancatelli Blog

Sometimes funny, always satirical

Author: Robert Brancatelli

On Seeing a Photo of Myself

Posted on April 3, 2022January 18, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli3

Do What You Love, the Money will Wallow

Posted on March 27, 2022January 25, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli2

Fumbling the Ball Since 1978

Posted on March 20, 2022February 7, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli1

Return of the Crow

Posted on March 13, 2022December 28, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli2

“To Russian Warship”

Posted on March 6, 2022December 11, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli1

The Grass that’s Always Greener

Posted on February 27, 2022December 11, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli0

Lake Dontwanna

Posted on February 20, 2022February 17, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli7

When You Want an Oldsmobile, Call Johnny Angel

Posted on February 13, 2022December 11, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli0

Dog People

Posted on February 6, 2022February 21, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli3

The Weight of Snow

Posted on January 30, 2022January 30, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli0

Reader Responses

Posted on January 26, 2022December 27, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli3

Edgewise

Posted on January 23, 2022July 22, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli4

The “Why” Chromosome

Posted on January 16, 2022January 17, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli1

The “Why” Machines

Posted on January 9, 2022July 22, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli3

More French Binge

Posted on January 2, 2022December 28, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli0

Mittwoch Matinee

Posted on December 29, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli0

Nuclear Cheesecake

Posted on December 26, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli4

Mittwoch Matinee

Posted on December 22, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli0

My Last Cigarette

Posted on December 19, 2021December 28, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli1

Engelbert!

Posted on December 12, 2021January 10, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli1

Lessons from Sauerkraut

Posted on December 5, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli1

My Last Funeral

Posted on November 28, 2021December 11, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli3

Mittwoch Matinee

Posted on November 24, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli1

Thanksgetting

Posted on November 21, 2021January 31, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli4

Mind Over Matter

Posted on November 14, 2021September 1, 2023 by Robert Brancatelli1

Enough Said

Posted on November 7, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli1

Cooking (or not) with Nonno

Posted on October 31, 2021November 26, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli6

Mano-a-Mano a Milano #2

Posted on October 24, 2021May 7, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli2

Mano-a-Mano a Milano #1

Posted on October 17, 2021May 7, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli2

Traveling and “Never Thought”

Posted on October 10, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli1

My Farting Peanut Butter Trick

Posted on October 3, 2021February 7, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli2

Driving Me Crazy

Posted on September 26, 2021June 19, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli2

What’s the Blog Idea?

Posted on September 19, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli2

My One-Time Big Brother

Posted on September 12, 2021January 11, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli4

The Watchmakers

Posted on September 5, 2021December 11, 2021 by Robert Brancatelli4

Don’t “Hmm…” Me!

Posted on August 29, 2021December 11, 2021 by Robert Brancatelli3

“The Clear Abyss”

Posted on August 22, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli3

Mittwoch Matinee: Beach Feet

Posted on August 18, 2021December 11, 2021 by Robert Brancatelli1

Abracadabra

Posted on August 15, 2021September 11, 2021 by Robert Brancatelli3

My Father, le Ballet, and Jackie Mason

Posted on August 8, 2021January 11, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli5

The Land of Power Tools

Posted on August 1, 2021March 21, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli1

Pas de Pass

Posted on July 25, 2021December 11, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli2

The Gospel of Jesus’ Yoga Instructor

Posted on July 18, 2021January 18, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli1

Connie Mack Attack

Posted on July 11, 2021December 13, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli4

Blog Pod #2: Hank’s Wall

Posted on July 7, 2021December 11, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli3

American Me

Posted on July 4, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli2

The Interpreter

Posted on June 27, 2021December 11, 2021 by Robert Brancatelli4

Hello Faddah

Posted on June 20, 2021March 10, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli3

Cruciferous Me

Posted on June 13, 2021June 5, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli3

Broken Road

Posted on June 6, 2021December 11, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli3