The Brancatelli Blog

Sometimes funny, always satirical

Category: food

Paper or…Paper?

Posted on February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 by Robert Brancatelli5

paper bag, The Brancatelli Blog

Kitchen Roulette

Posted on November 30, 2025November 30, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli2

The Brancatelli Blog, cooking, kitchen, nonno

Vermouth, Versooth

Posted on September 14, 2025September 14, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli4

vermouth, martini

De Gustibus

Posted on December 22, 2024December 7, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli6

Roger, Bacon

Posted on June 30, 2024June 29, 2024 by Robert Brancatelli0

“A Hint of Salt”

Posted on May 12, 2024May 12, 2024 by Robert Brancatelli6

Black Broccoli, Yellow Snow

Posted on January 28, 2024January 28, 2024 by Robert Brancatelli0

Two Months to Perfect Coffee

Posted on May 21, 2023December 14, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli5

The Awful Falawful

Posted on July 24, 2022July 23, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli1

Mittwoch Matinee: “Nuclear Cheesecake” Revisited

Posted on June 8, 2022July 22, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli0

Nuclear Cheesecake

Posted on December 26, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli4

Lessons from Sauerkraut

Posted on December 5, 2021July 21, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli1

Cooking (or not) with Nonno

Posted on October 31, 2021November 26, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli6

Cruciferous Me

Posted on June 13, 2021June 5, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli3

Introducing the Self-Driving “Ganol”

Posted on October 18, 2020July 20, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli0

Bread Crumbs

Posted on August 4, 2019July 19, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli9

Ye Olde Cheese Shop

Posted on June 23, 2019December 20, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli10

A Theory of Lima Beans

Posted on March 3, 2019December 13, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli10

Full of Beans

Posted on April 22, 2018July 16, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli7

How to Buy a Watermelon

Posted on June 11, 2017December 11, 2025 by Robert Brancatelli2

A Sonnet for Suzette, Foodie

Posted on April 5, 2017March 26, 2022 by Robert Brancatelli1